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Gather round and meet …The White Rabbit

August 14, 2009

Blog: The White Rabbit

Blogger’s Name:Au Lapin Blanc (the rumours are her parents were crazy hippies!)

Location: Northern Ireland

Why We Like Her: We don’t really …she paid us to put her blog on this site.


(The Rabbit removes the gun from Hermia’s head!)

No but seriously …do you guys like her??? No we don’t. We LOVE ADORE AND WORSHIP her! …see what I did there???? She’s a self-confessed Nordie who “likes stuff and enjoys things”. We like stuff. We enjoy things. The obvious conclusion is that we’re soul mates and so, we must love her blog! She’s one of those Made To Be A Comedian people who finds dry hilarity in everyday anything:

“[Inspiration] comes from everywhere basically but most of the time if something amuses me I want to make a record of it. I consider it a huge bonus if someone else gets amused by the result.”

I’ve been nearly killed on more than one occasion for being caught reading her posts in work …my hysterical laughing is a bit of a giveaway apparently ….!

Hmmmm sounds interesting …I want to hear more: Well whether you did or didn’t, we were going to tell you anyway! We visit her site a lot: it’s an addiction. There are three posts nearly every day of the week: a funny anecdote or two, some randomly HIGHlarious observationa or wacky picture …she has a thing for aquatic beings ….not in a weird way ….I think.

I feel like I’m not doing her justice AT ALL here!

Basically she’s hilarious. She’s dry and sarcastic and funny without even reverting to the dirty joke (although she doesn’t mind a good snigger at an in-your-endo!). We firmly believe that she’s made her family sound SO entertaining that she should pen a sitcom about them, which we would dutifully sit down and watch 24/7. She’s a bit of ‘stalker of hot actors’ and recently wangled her way into being within touching distance of a certain actor ….but we can’t talk about that for legal reasons …..seriously.

But don’t be fooled! Beneath that clever-clown-like exterior is a girl of many serious thoughts and opinions and politics and science and stuff. She is elegant and suave and sophisticated and watches foreign movies and eats caviar while listening to the beautiful melodies of ….High School Musical???

Wait a minute…..

The Lightning Round

….the place where we ask THE hard-hitting, inportant Life questions that you all need and want to know:

If you could have tea and cake with any three people (living or dead) who would you pick? Spike Milligan, George Harrison & Brandon Boyd – Someone from the comedy/writing world, someone from the music world and someone to stare at *drools* If I can’t have either of those guys I would also have Michael Palin to talk travel with. I think he would have great stories.

Your favourite movie quote is? ‘It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We gotta full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses – Hit it!’. This line, closely followed by ANY line from Cool Runnings

If you could have one superpower, which would you choose? The power to control time. You could have a pet dinosaur from the past, a hoverboard from the future; you could slow down or pause the most incredible/special moments and speed up the difficult ones! I haven’t yet decided if I would use this power for good or evil but I’m pretty sure if it’s the latter, my ‘evil’ deeds would involve shoplifting from Topshop.

How do you take your tea? I like English Breakfast tea with milk. I feckin love me tea.

So check out The White Rabbit’s post below!!!!!! It’s frickin’ hilarious!!!!

Oh and a shout out to her Rabbit Illustrator, ©Andy Riley – A lovely, talented man with a gift for drawing bunnies killing themselves in amusing ways.

6 Comments leave one →
  1. August 14, 2009 2:55 pm

    Heading over to devour her blog now, she sounds fantastic!! xxx

  2. August 14, 2009 3:08 pm

    Awww shucks Hermia! 😀

  3. August 14, 2009 10:39 pm

    oh dear i just love her! hehe she always makes me laugh oud loud!

  4. August 16, 2009 12:57 am

    Wonderful site, always skip the image/meme/video/etc posts to read the proper text-heavy ones first too, which is very high praise from me.

  5. August 17, 2009 1:24 am

    Incisive review! That she likes stuff and enjoys things is precisely why I have become a tremendous Admirer.


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